averypottermormon:

severalbadpunslater:

whoreoscopes:

doomf:

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

this is literally my favorite post on tumblr

i reblog this every time i see it because of the face and i just cant

(Source: sharonosbourne, via mrmixtar)

extrasad:

i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk

(via musicjunkie5415)

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

(Source: cantankerouscrab, via dis--trust)